Brett Favre is the “winningest” most QB in NFL history. He has the record for most touchdowns, most passes attempted, most career wins as a starting QB and has played through addiction, death (his dad, not his own, but it doesn’t seem far fetched at this point) broken bones - and he just keeps going.

All this success begs the question: is Brett Favre real? Or is he just a figment of mass imagination, a hologram created by the NFL as a gift to the nation and a reminder of what good old fashioned Americana is like?

We could all be incredibly successful, but ya know, shit happens. You have an appointment to make, or one too many beers, or come down with a cold. How does this guy play every single sunday for the past 241 games? He isn’t human. And frankly, we here at Candy Smokes aren’t going to believe in this conspiracy any longer. Fuck it. We’re rebelling. The NFL has some splainin to do.

Or maybe… maybe Brett Favre is actually God… hmm… Does God wear Wranglers?