Be careful who you open the door for, and who you get your candy from…

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This post was a lot harder than I thought it would be . . . not because of an overabundance of beautiful news anchors, but because of a lack of them. Here is the final result.
#5. Jane Skinner

Best known for her “top cock” comment (video below), you have to admit she’s awfully cute.

 
 
#4. Laurie Dhue

Really […]

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With only a year to go for the next presidential election, we’ve decided to dedicate a portion of Candy Smokes to lol candidate pics. Like the idea? Good, so do we. If you’d like to contribute, sign up with us (”register” under “Meta” in the right-hand nav) and we’ll send you some contact info. Hopefully […]

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Like chocolate? Like nudity? Like Jesus?
Well then, you’re in luck.

The Proposition Gallery in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood is putting a giant nude Jesus on display for all to enjoy. Yes, that’s right - a large, chocolate depiction of JC will be suspended in midair in a show they’re calling “Chocolate Saints…Sweet Jesus” (we can’t make this […]

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Tom, I’ve never met you. But I have to say, I don’t like the cut of your jib. You were the first one to contact me when I joined MySpace, and I was happy about that. I felt welcomed, and appreciated. Since then, you haven’t attempted to get to know me at all. Tom, you’re […]

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Denver. The Mile High City. The Queen City of the Plains. The glistening jewel in the crown of the Rocky Mountain Empire. The best place in the entire world. Or so the city would have you believe. I’ve lived here for five years now, and I really don’t need to hear another word about Denver.
Everyone […]

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