Like chocolate? Like nudity? Like Jesus?

Well then, you’re in luck.

The Proposition Gallery in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood is putting a giant nude Jesus on display for all to enjoy. Yes, that’s right - a large, chocolate depiction of JC will be suspended in midair in a show they’re calling “Chocolate Saints…Sweet Jesus” (we can’t make this stuff up).

For religious folks, what’s more offensive - the fact that Jesus (the savior of man and son of God, many say) is depicted naked, or that said depiction consists of thousands upon thousands of empty calories?

Many other saints will be on display, but they’re clothed, which isn’t nearly as exciting. I mean, a nude chocolate Mary would be HOT…uh, in an awe-inspiring, soul-saving sort of way…

Check out more pics if you want at http://www.theproposition.com/wp/chocolate-saints-sweet-jesus/.