So I go to my local CVS pharmacy a couple times a month, which I think is probably typical. About midway through the year, I looked at one of my receipts and noticed down at the bottom, after all the typical stuff, a single line that caught my attention: “Hershey Candy Bars YTD Total: 1″
Are […]

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Okay all (by “all” I mean “all 3 of our readers”), I need to blow off a little fucking steam, so here are the top five things that I hate as of now. This list is subject to change at my discretion. If you don’t like that, kiss my hairy ass.
1. People who pass me […]

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You think this is funny? Well I’ll tell you what’s not funny - killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there’s no reason to kill them, ’cause most of them are already dead inside…Good […]

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Gotta get in some Barack Obama pics before he’s out of the running. Then again, I don’t even know when they’re voting. So whatever.

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Finding the hottest cooking show hosts was a lot easier than finding the hottest news anchors. Except I wrote this post as I ate two-day-old Chinese leftovers and some deli sandwiches that were also pretty old, so my meal experience was decidedly sub-par.
#5. Rachel Ray

I knew that if I didn’t put Rachel Ray in here, […]

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