Who uses Ask.com, anymore, right? Well, it proves to be more entertaining than we thought. Here are some examples of Search Suggestions they gave to us while we were typing in our inquiries…

1. A Black scientist? “Well, we’re all out of Black scientists, but we have a perfectly good Latino one over here…”

2. There’s no middle ground here - you’re either going to provide care for a career, or kill poeple.

3. Does urine clear up acne? Let’s find out… just give me a second to undo my belt.

4. Of all the things this search could have given us, what the “seroquel” result was the most random. You probably shouldn’t drink with schizophrenia drugs in the first place. Also, “what if I’m a black woman?”… um, cool? That’s two black references now - is Ask.com prejudice?

5. Look at result #3. If you don’t get it, go back to school.

6. Whoa whoa, outercourse? I certainly hope not.