As all 8 of our loyal readers probably know, building satire websites is one of the things we like to do here at Candy Smokes. We’ve had a lot of fun working on our Hillary Clinton parody site, TheHillaryTheyKnow.com. We’ve gotten bored and lazy with it, however, so we’ve decided to sell it to someone […]

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Think it’s a joke? Well it is a joke. Not a “ha ha” joke. But a joke that it actually exists, and is approved by the douchebag himself: Randy-fucking-Moss.
In this era of sports-star endorsed shit, this is possibly the most amazing I’ve seen (and thanks to my pal Grabo for finding and sharing this ridiculousness). […]

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Snowed in again today, for what feels like the 10th time this winter. The forecast is for 12-18 inches today, with 35 mph winds, and drifts up to 5 feet. I went online to check the weather cams for the city . . . want to see?

Pretty, isn’t it? I did a little research, just […]

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“18-1, wow! Which game did you lose?”

“…”

“Oh. I’m sorry.”

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