Think it’s a joke? Well it is a joke. Not a “ha ha” joke. But a joke that it actually exists, and is approved by the douchebag himself: Randy-fucking-Moss.

In this era of sports-star endorsed shit, this is possibly the most amazing I’ve seen (and thanks to my pal Grabo for finding and sharing this ridiculousness). Here’s the deal: the search engine, http://searchwithrandymoss.prodege.com/, lets you surf the net, and periodically awards surfers “swag bucks” which can be redeemed at the “swag store.”

WTF?

Swag refers to either peddling promotional merchandise, or a specific style (the way Moss presents himself, obviously as a poseur). What is he, some sort of net-savy search guru, now? Catch your passes, do your victory dances, but for fuck’s sake Randy – for FUCK’S SAKE – don’t sell out this poorly.

You know what? I’m glad, as is most of America, that the Patriots lost. I hope the most widely searched term on his asinine little venture is “defeat.”

And what’s with his picture on the search site? “Yeah, bitches, I’m street. Search yo shit. Randy Moss style.” Yeah, man. You’re street as hell with your online-ass self. Mu fucka gonna html all over you, internets.

What a dick.