How many times have you found yourself walking through a nursing home thinking, “Man, these old people are so cute and cuddly . . . I wish I could take one home with me right now!” Lord knows I’ve dreamed about it plenty.

Well, yesterday my friend Sarah made that dream a reality. She bought a nurse’s outfit from a thrift store, drove to the side door of a nursing home, left the van running outside, and . . . well . . . let’s just say it worked out for her, and she now has an old person of her very own.