I was in my local Merchandise Outlet store the other day (you know, the kind of store you go to when you write for a two-bit humor blog that makes no money), and I came across this toy for children:

This is a toy for toddlers, but there’s a six-year-old boy and an eight-year-old girl playing with it. On a white fur coat. And they’re dressed like they’re meeting the emperor over chai tea. Those kids are so serious, too – it looks more like bomb disarmament training than playtime. Wow.

And by the way, here’s the back of the box:

Distributed by Pang, instructions in Spanish, sold in Texas, made in Korea.

I’m going back to the hood, where things make sense.