This can’t be real… but it’s funny.

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Just shake it when it’s off!
As seen by this post at AVS Forum (the “falcon” of course referring to Microsoft’s codename for the redesigned Xbox 360 which uses less power and dissipates less heat):

steven975
AVS Special Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,211
my falcon RROD’d once with 3 lights. I shook it (while it was […]

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I don’t know about you but I know exactly how I’m going to spend my economic stimulus check when it finally arrives. I’m going to buy an ass-load of ghosts.

I know what you’re thinking… you can’t buy ghosts, right? Wrong! I just found a company in St. Augustine, Florida that’s selling Ghosts in a […]

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I ran across this ad today, and got really confused. Alright, I work for a meager living as a mediocre copywriter, and I write headlines/do crap like what’s in this ad all day (when I’m actually working).
So it made me wonder, “Why would they actually highlight how long it takes to poison a dog in […]

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I recently upgraded my Yahoo mail account and while I was playing around with it I accidentally sorted my inbox in reverse chronological order and at the very top of my box was an unviewed message from December 18, 1987.
First off, I know I didn’t have this email address 21 years ago… in fact, I […]

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We’d like to appologize for the technical issues (missing pages, broken newsfeeds, mass choas) that you may have experienced the last few weeks.
It appears that the flood of hate we’ve opened with the demotivational posters really clogged up our internet tubes. Thankfully a local chimney sweep was able to clear the clog and we’re, once […]

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