So… I just found an article on APP.com about a New Jersey school that was locked-down because a local librarian called 911 to report a ninja running through the woods.

Turns out this “ninja” was actually a camp counselor headed to a costume party!

Two things:

1. How hilarious must that 911 call have been? If you are the dispatcher that received that call and you are reading this post I *beg you* to leak that tape on youtube.
2. And what was that llibrarian thinking? Obviously that wasn’t a real ninja because everyone knows that you can’t see real ninjas (see picture above). Seriously, he or she needs to get their ass in the “n” section and learn about ninjas.