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The average Republican/Obama-hater
Now, don’t take this as a ringing endorsement for Obama or anything like that. I don’t really care either way. I’m willing to give the guy a shot and see what he can do. But whatever; that’s neither here nor there. What IS, however, here AND there, is a look at how fucking stupid the […]
We did it, America. We made history last night.
I’ve never been so proud to be an American in all my life. Never in our history have such odds been faced and never before have we come out on top so united, so responsible and so open-minded.
The last few years have been leading up to this moment. Never before has change been so desperately […]
UPDATED: Europeans and web development or Things I learned not to say/do in the company of foreigners
I learned something when I awoke this morning. In fact, I learned at least three things.
And, ironically, they were probably the most important things I learned at the two-day An Event Apart web development conference I attended…yet none of them have anything to do with web development.
Making a joke that requires a somewhat intimate knowledge […]
In trouble? Call yourself for help!
I was talking to my brother a little while ago when he told me about something that happened earlier in the day. He was taking a shower and received a call on his cell from “Ben.” My brother’s name is “Dan,” so I’ll give his roommate (for sake of anonymity and ease, he’ll be […]
Top 10 best ideas to implement in your game to assure it’s place as Game of the Year
As I’m a pretty big fan of video games and being that they’re my #1 pastime, I like to think that I have a pretty solid grasp on what makes a truly great game. And for all you budding game designers out there, I offer you my countless hours of market research at no charge […]
If the glove does not fit…
How’s it taste, OJ?
HOW’S
IT
TASTE?
Guilty on all counts of armed robbery, kidnapping. Mmm…that has a delicious ring to it. Sure, it’s not for those two silly little murders you committed oh so long ago, but the fact the legal system finally caught up with you and awarded you your just deserts is too perfect. And the […]
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