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The One Where I Make Fun of a Handicapped Person
I hope I’m not the only one laughing hard at this children’s book. Because if I am, it tells me a lot more about myself than I want to know.
Please note that I’m quite used to receiving hate mail, but if you want to hit me with some on this one, I hope your messages […]
Grocery Store Disappointment, Part Deux
I don’t know if it’s just the grocery stores in the upper Midwest or what, but they seem to be a magnet for awkwardness. Consider these two images from my latest trip:
1. I’ve been making this lame awfully witty joke since I was 8 years old: “Where’s the toast aisle?” Well, I guess it’s existed […]
Ghetto Tigers Are Back!
About a month ago I wrote this post about the ghetto tigers in our local grocery store parking lot. Well, I’m happy to announce that they came back for a second run, and this time I got the pictures to prove it.
Enjoy.
Buried in a Pringles Can
I saw a CNN news article titled “Designer of Pringles can is buried in his invention,” and I, like most red-blooded Americans, fully expected to see something like this:
Instead, he was simply cremated, and a portion of his ashes were buried in a regular-sized Pringles can.
That was a downer.
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