We here at Candy Smokes have been engaged in a long running (and occasionally heated) debate… not about politics, not about religion but a debate about an inter-species war between bugs and humans.

Hopefully you can help us come to some sort of resolution on this issue.

This is how we are framing the debate:

• Simultaneously, every bug on the planet turns against humankind and actively does everything within its power to eradicate humans
• Besides their blood-lust for humans, bugs gain no other powers than they already possess (i.e. they cannot communicate outside their normal means… like with bugs of different varieties)

So what do you think? Who would win? Vote using the poll below and if you want to explain your pick please use the comments section of this post.

Expect more to follow…

With the 2008 presidential election less than 10 hours away I thought I’d do my civic duty and throw a couple of stupid captions on photos of our candidates.

Seriously though, get out and vote November 4! Make your voice heard and support the candidate you’d like to see captioned on this site for the next 4 years. God bless you and God bless America.

There’s one about a half-mile back.

Yeah, you just saw that.

I went to the fancy Burger King again and Kyle pointed out something interesting with the soda fountain.

So if the first button is “Soda Only” then what does the second button mix with the soda? Unfortunately it wasn’t gin.

Apparently the last time I bought airline tickets I must’ve mistakenly signed up for a newsletter because I’ve been getting spammed from the site I used.

Like anyone else, I’m annoyed by spam but these emails really irk me. Why? Well because they include domestic flights that don’t involve the city in which I live… so they are totally effing useless.

Sweet! A bunch of flights from places I don’t live to places I don’t want to travel.

Let’s say that I wanted to take advantage of the ‘cheap’ flight from Philadelphia to Boston. Well, since I live in Milwaukee that means I’d have to first get to Philly. So I’ll either need to drive 309 miles or fly for $188 (which was the cheapest flight I found) just so I could hop on the ‘cheap’ flight to Boston for another $188. This means that I’d either have to drive twice as far as my ‘cheap’ flight or spend a total of $376 to get to Boston instead of a direct flight for only $163. Awesome.

I hope I’m not the only one laughing hard at this children’s book. Because if I am, it tells me a lot more about myself than I want to know.

Please note that I’m quite used to receiving hate mail, but if you want to hit me with some on this one, I hope your messages can fight their way through the 2,000+ spam comments sitting in my inbox right now.

Cheers,

Nate