Things I find funny about this ad:

1. Maybe these ads are charged by the word but I think that “Sexy single with eyes-so-narrow-and-abnormally-spread-apart-that-a-long-thin-line-can-conceal-her-identity…” would be a much more accurate description. Seriously? Admiral Akbar is gonna be pissed when he finds out that his daughter is peddling herself.
2. I know the quality isn’t great but is that a bedspread or is she spralled out on a tiled bathroom floor? Very classy.
3. Is it really necessary to point out that this is a “Verified photo?” Really? NASA didn’t feel the need to stamp the moon landing photos as “Verified” but apparantly it’s critical to assure that this is indeed the narrow-eyed, bathroom floor poser that’s on the other end of Box #XXXX.

How many times have you found yourself walking through a nursing home thinking, “Man, these old people are so cute and cuddly . . . I wish I could take one home with me right now!” Lord knows I’ve dreamed about it plenty.

Well, yesterday my friend Sarah made that dream a reality. She bought a nurse’s outfit from a thrift store, drove to the side door of a nursing home, left the van running outside, and . . . well . . . let’s just say it worked out for her, and she now has an old person of her very own.