Hopefully you can help us come to some sort of resolution on this issue.

This is how we are framing the debate:

• Simultaneously, every bug on the planet turns against humankind and actively does everything within its power to eradicate humans
• Besides their blood-lust for humans, bugs gain no other powers than they already possess (i.e. they cannot communicate outside their normal means… like with bugs of different varieties)

So what do you think? Who would win? Vote using the poll below and if you want to explain your pick please use the comments section of this post.

Expect more to follow…

You have never been suttel or for that tackful. Thoe I do not like obama or his socalist and comunist ideas. You have to remain a person that can inform people of the truth. You see obama as he is and not for a savior that will save this nation. This nation is desprate and tired of all the B.S. with white and black, the slowly falling econemy, and America being laughed at even thoe we help any other nation in trouble.(where was comunist china for those times) Americans are so scared that they will give up there freedoms one by one. Our fore fathers had even said this would happen. but what scares me more is that Comunist Russia said this would happen. Thoe rember its still not to late. We must stay strong and not be looked at as close minded idiots but as people educted with facts.I have decided to refrain from racial comments or rash talk excpecily in public so people will take my opion seriously. And not of a racist close minded rude ass. stand with me and out wit them.

I should probably be scared that someone so dumb is out there and allowed complete freedom to drive, own a weapon, hold a steady job and even speak in public…but I can’t stop laughing at how absolutely wrong almost every word is in that paragraph.  And Republicans wonder why so many people hate them…

The last few years have been leading up to this moment.  Never before has change been so desperately needed or deserved for our lives and the lives of millions of others across this great globe.  With the events of last night, we can finally say, “Yes, we can” and can confirm that change has, indeed, arrived.

It is with great pride, honor and joy that I looked at the American flag this morning, smile and gave a big “Fuck you” to Microsoft.  Yeah, that’s right.  I got them to repair/replace out-of-warranty Xbox 360.  No longer do we have to fear the big corporations pushing around the little guy because last night, the little guy won.

Suck. On. That.

This is a huge day for Americans and Xbox 360 owners worldwide.  Let us rejoice in the good fortunes this surely means for us all.

Seriously though, get out and vote November 4! Make your voice heard and support the candidate you’d like to see captioned on this site for the next 4 years. God bless you and God bless America.

Yeah, you just saw that.

So if the first button is “Soda Only” then what does the second button mix with the soda? Unfortunately it wasn’t gin.

Like anyone else, I’m annoyed by spam but these emails really irk me. Why? Well because they include domestic flights that don’t involve the city in which I live… so they are totally effing useless.

Sweet! A bunch of flights from places I don’t live to places I don’t want to travel.

Let’s say that I wanted to take advantage of the ‘cheap’ flight from Philadelphia to Boston. Well, since I live in Milwaukee that means I’d have to first get to Philly. So I’ll either need to drive 309 miles or fly for $188 (which was the cheapest flight I found) just so I could hop on the ‘cheap’ flight to Boston for another $188. This means that I’d either have to drive twice as far as my ‘cheap’ flight or spend a total of $376 to get to Boston instead of a direct flight for only $163. Awesome.

The Scottish also gave us
Braveheart,
but no one really associates
the movie with the culture.
We mostly associate the movie with Mel Gibson.
And we mostly associate
Gibson with
drunken,
anti-Semitic behavior.
So, really, Scots hate Jews.

And… let’s see…
What else comes from Scotland?
Oh yeah, haggis.
Want to hear something
pretty fucking gross?
Something that makes a
pile of shit
sound like a mound of Technicolor happiness
and wonderment that smells like strawberries
and heals wounds
when you rub it on?

Haggis is –
literally –
a bunch of filling stuffed into a
SHEEP’S STOMACH
and then boiled.

It’s their national dish.

Christ on a cross.

Stay hot, Scots.

And, ironically, they were probably the most important things I learned at the two-day An Event Apart web development conference I attended…yet none of them have anything to do with web development.

1. Making a joke that requires a somewhat intimate knowledge of local geography and tensions between the people in two different cities (and states)–a joke that most it applies to can barely chuckle at–won’t get any laughs.  Especially if it needs to be explained afterward.  Explained twice no less.
2. When discussing culture and entertainment don’t respond with X Country “has original TV shows?”  And, in the same vein, don’t immediately respond “I have no idea who that is” when the foreigners are discussing their most famous film director ever.
3. After a 12-hour struggle with a hangover powerful enough to put down an elephant, I learned to never, ever drink with Europeans.  Especially if you’re at a conference and one of the sponsors is holding an open-bar party after the first night.